Once upon a time, I ran out of bacon bits. I know what you’re thinking. Bacon bits? Really? Blame it on my thick Midwestern blood, but I’ve been known to shake them onto mashed potatoes, baked beans, and straight into my mouth. I ain’t ashamed.
Anyway, out into the city I ventured in search of salty, smoky goodness. When I arrived at the nearest grocery store, I located the placeholder for bacon bits. The. Shelf. Was. Empty. What kind of self-respecting American supermarket is ever out of bacon bits?! Seriously. Enter Plan B: the co-op around the corner from my apartment. Oh wait, what’s that? Twelve dollars a pound for the most ubiquitous, devoid-of-nutrition food on the planet that’s probably going to give me cancer anyway? For real? Before we know it, we’re going to be switching to bacon bits as our national currency. I visibly recoiled and returned home empty-handed.
One thing I often notice in vegan cooking is that, in veganizing traditional American foods, many vegans substitute healthy ingredients for unhealthy ones. This is all fine and well, and if health factors heavily into why you’re a vegan, good for you! However, I sometimes find that veganized recipes miss the mark (for omnivorous tastebuds) because they’re trying to reinvent the wheel.
Case in point: bacon bits. I’ve seen a few recipes around the Web that call for soy sauce and maple syrup. Seriously, y’all, would the average purveyor of the Standard American Diet ever think to add such frou-frou ingredients to anything? Not a chance.
Skepticism aside, I figured I’d give the frou-frou version the old college try, and compare it side-by-side with a recipe that only a cheap American manufacturer would come up with.
And the winner? While the fancier version was flavorful, in terms of imitating the actual flavor of standard store-bought bacon bits, the probably radioactive version won by a long shot. So here you have it:
- 1 tsp salt
- 2 tbsp boiling water
- 1 tbsp liquid smoke
- 2-4 drops red food coloring
- ½ c dry tvp granules
- Whisk together the salt and water, until salt is fully dissolved.
- Add liquid smoke and food coloring and mix.
- Add tvp and stir well to distribute liquid evenly, until all liquid has been absorbed.
- Spread on a baking sheet and bake at 250°, stirring frequently to prevent burning, for 15 minutes or until fully dehydrated and crispy.
- Allow to cool fully and store in an airtight container.
15 comments
Jeff says:
Aug 4, 2012
Perfect recipe to replicate the standard red bacon bits EXCEPT 2tbsp of salt is waaaaay too much. I reduced it to just about 1 teaspoon and it was still salty at that. Thanks for this simple yet tasty recipe of one of my old favorites!
claryn says:
Aug 6, 2012
Oof, that was a really wicked typo on my part! That’s what I get for re-posting a really old entry without proofing it first. Thanks for pointing it out, and I’m glad you caught it before ODing on salt! For what it’s worth, if you do the math, using a teaspoon of salt in this recipe actually makes these bacon bits LESS salty than their store-bought equivalent.
Patrick says:
Jun 27, 2013
Sounds good. We will try it! Aloha!
Aimee says:
Feb 24, 2014
I just got around to trying these and OMG they’re GOOD!!!
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A~ says:
Sep 23, 2014
I’m going to grind these some nutritional yeast and toasted cashews and then I’m going to shake it on POPCORN. Oh yes I am. I am so gonna do that. 😀
claryn says:
Sep 23, 2014
Hahaha!!! A human after my own heart.
Kirsten says:
Oct 18, 2014
These were perfect in my potato soup recipe…thank you!
Jovonna says:
Feb 2, 2015
Made some and put on a wrap to make a vegan BLT. omgoah it was insane how much it tastes like bacon 😀 my boyfriend loves bacon and he would never give it up,ever. Pretty sure he can now 😀
Thank you!
lynn says:
Apr 14, 2015
I’m going to try ths receipe but what is tvp granules?
claryn says:
May 25, 2015
TVP stands for textured vegetable protein: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Textured_vegetable_protein
Regina says:
Oct 30, 2015
Instead of red food coloring try 1/2 tsp red beet powder to this recipe. Add it to the wet ingredients, then it will mix into the TVP evenly. I make a different recipe, using an entire pkg of Bob’s Red Mill TVP, to make a large batch. Store it in quart size mason jars in the refrig for up to one month. Use it on soups and salads. I’ve been making “Fakin’ Bits” for years now. Everyone loves them!
claryn says:
Nov 4, 2015
Thanks for the suggestion, Regina!
Claywoman says:
Jul 22, 2016
What is tvp?
plasterers bristol says:
Jan 19, 2017
yum these sound awesome. Thanks for this little recipe. simon.